Tune in tomorrow for the fakery

27, 33 – and the police chief himself to conduct the newser! No details until tomorrow – give them time to polish the script.

A 27-year-old man is under arrest after two members of the Canadian Forces were attacked with a knife at a federal government building in North York on Monday afternoon.Around 3:30 p.m. at the Joseph Shepard Federal Building at 4900 Yonge St., just north of Sheppard Ave., a man walked into the building and began stabbing the uniformed officers.

Source: Man stabs two Canadian Forces members at government building | Toronto Star